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“ A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart ”

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My boyfriend trying to get head (via perverted—princess)

Lmao

(via od0nme)

(Source: marrowack, via dia-blow)

soimlk:

lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

(via se-reni-tea)

officialfrenchtoast:

not an overreaction

(Source: taco-bell-rey, via dulect)

my-heaven-has-green-eyes:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

that’s it that’s the country

(via blameit0nmyaddbaby)

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior, via blameit0nmyaddbaby)

(Source: stricat, via extrasad)

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

(via blameit0nmyaddbaby)

rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s insane

(via blameit0nmyaddbaby)

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via blameit0nmyaddbaby)

(Source: forgottenships, via lipsitck)

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

(via amnxsie)

(Source: pronun, via lnfesting)

Times Square from above.

(Source: omgbuglen, via blameit0nmyaddbaby)